The child on the floor
A child was standing on the floor. ”Go away!” he said. His mother tried to approach him but he exploded. His mother was sad.

The end.

The sad man
The man was sad. He was so sad he cried. People wondered why he was sad, so they asked him: ”Why are you so sad?” ”Because I am dead”

The end.

The angry baby
A small but fat baby was sitting on the floor. He was playing with his playthings. His mother told him ”Dinner is ready!” but he didn’t reply. Why? He couldn’t talk yet.

The end.

The woman with the face
The woman with the face was a woman. She had a face. People asked here why her face looked like it did, and she replied, ”Because I look like my parents”. ”But your parents are dead!” they said. ”Yes, but they were alive when I was born.”

The end.

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